I was delighted to welcome back Laurie Kilmartin. She has a new hilarious special out called Cis Woke Grief Slut. We discussed the title, her love of shampoo, whether the smells she enjoys are weird, parenthood, the MSNBC situation, the podcast she does with Jackie Kashian, pomegranates, life on the road, robes and so much more. Plus we did a round of  Podcast Pals Product Picks and JMOE and more!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       BETTER HELP:  http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Laurie Kilmartin Returns!

Joe Kwaczala and Rory Uphold join us and we may have invented a revolutionary IP. Rory is afraid of an ocean-related demise however she's willing to let sea monkeys clean her teeth. Joe snaps in an unusual way and all of us seemingly failed geography. Plus so much more including  Podcast Pals Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Who's Kissing Tony, Joe's Fingers, Where is Bermuda?

Nora Smith (Bob's Burgers) and her dad Pete Smith (Adult Swim, Space Ghost Coast to Coast) join the show and now I want them to come on every week! We talked about Roll Up a Song, the debut album by Gonzales Smith. Pete wrote the lyrics and Jay Gonzales of Drive-By Truckers did the music. We also talked about boundaries, Pete being propositioned by the CIA, the best person in the Smith family, Pete's journey from art school to animation to writing, promos and music. Nora's path to becoming co-showrunner on Bob's. Nora's mom's optimism. The fartvan. True Detective, Metamucil and so much more. We also did a round of  Podcast Pals Product Pics and Just Me Or Everyone.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Nora Smith and Pete Smith

We get back to our roots and do a bunch of listener submitted Just Me Or Everyones! We play a couple voicemails, discuss whether Daniel will ever ice skate, my enviable ability to use any bathroom, questions about acoustics and so much more.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Ice Skating, Bathroom Versatility, Your Just Me Or Everyones

I'm not absolutely convinced the riddle/brain teaser I told Daniel at the end of the show is the worst ever but I'm open to the argument. Before this we take calls and discuss quaint musicals (My Fair Lady!), elocution, historic amounts of pain, sayings we might be getting wrong, skunks, Florida and so much more!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial    

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls And The Worst Riddle Ever)

It's just Tony, Daniel and me for this show. Tony wants to know what guest I would agree to do Zoom for and I have a hard-hitting question for Daniel. Plus we talk about Narduar, Terri Gross, urinal games, pig roasts, sports hair, Mets vs. Yankees and more!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Skeleton Crew, Urinal Games, Sports Hair

Molly Roden Winter has a husband and a boyfriend and the occasional fling. Her husband has a girlfriend and also dates other women. They have two children. She says her marriage has never been stronger. Molly writes about opening up her marriage in the NYT bestseller More: A Memoir of Open Marriage, which is being adapted for the screen and which has captured the zeitgeist and garnered a ton of press. We talk about reactions to the book, why she wanted to tell her story, finding out her parents weren't monogamous, mutual degradation, ethical non-monogamy, rules, jealousy and insecurity, identity, cults and so much more. We also do rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Molly Roden Winter

Lizzy Cooperman is here and she's watching The Sopranos like it's her job. Also she purchased a "geometric swirl" bookshelf. Jackie gave us an exclusive about an exchange she had with Tobey Maguire! Also I need to know about her Taylor Swift concert experience and her ticket hookup. Daniel's mood is dictated by Duolingo. We also talking about desserts growing up, Fuddruckers, My Dinner with Andre, gatekeepers,  product picks and more.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Lizzy's Bookshelf, Jackie's Tobey Maguire Story, Daniel's Duolingo Run

Daniel and I take your calls on all sorts of things including favorite and least favorite smells which he thinks is not going to be interesting and how wrong he is!!!!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       This episode is brought to you by:   BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Unfrosted Maxi Wheats)

Lizzy Cooperman is here and this year she will be eating mindfully. Also we get an update on her interior design situation. Jackie Johnson makes her triumphant return and she feels bad for the letter X. Tony is here and he's a little hungover because of his debauched rockstar lifestyle and I need him to know he lives with a bonafide maniac. Plus we do a round of  Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/   Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Iffy Chicken, The Vitamix Catastrophe, Tony's Rockstar Lifestyle

Author, comic and podcast host Moshe Kasher returns to talk about his new book, Subculture Vulture: A Memoir in Six Scenes where he charts the subcultures he's traveled through to arrive at who he is today. We also discuss the lifestyle change he's made from small dog guy to big dog guy, getting sober at 16, education, his sex-positive mom, spending three months of each year with his Hasidic father, how Judaism gives you a blueprint for grief, fatherhood, candy, nicotine and so much more. We also did a round of Podcast Palz Product Picks, Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial    

Moshe Kasher Returns

Todd Cooper is here and turns out he's a homebody which we did not see coming. We discuss augmented reality and virtual reality and Daniel tries and fails to disagree with me. Tony is back from tour! Plus Nashville, whistling, nature, Rush, Tony summoning things especially regarding Mannequin and Mannequin 2 and so much more. And we did round of  Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Nature is Gross, Nashville is Over, Plant Communication

Daniel does a wild set of facial exercises to get ready for the show. Also, he can no longer tolerate granola for a personal reason that needs to be discussed. I want to know what items you can never have too many of and we take some calls on this topic. Muscle confusion seems to be a myth and apparently I look miserable while I sleep. I want to know if anyone doesn't look back on their early 20s and feel they were entitled and also we discuss The Fisher King and Perceval. And more!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Things You Can Never Have Too Many Of)

Niccole Thurman and Jordan Morris join Daniel, Jeff and me to discuss the worst cereals, perfumes, the Emmy's, Owen's brush with celebrities, monogamy, shrimp tails again, jokes versus memes, running errands and so much more. We also did a round of Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Bad Cereal, Running Errands, Ethical Non-Monogamy

Jack Newcombe is the CEO of Creators Syndicate, the publishing company that released my book Tropical Attire Encouraged (And Other Phrases That Scare Me). He also gave me the column that turned into the book. We discuss how it all came together from his point of view, the challenges of being a newspaper company in a changing media landscape, bestsellers, Ben Shapiro, Hillary Clinton, comics, Andy Capp's Hot Fries, fatherhood, being a college athlete, the best form of government, what economics truly is the study of, his fundamental optimism and so much more. Plus we talked about his  favorite products and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Jack Newcombe

Joel Stein and Robin Shorr join Daniel, Jeff Fox and me and Joel has never been to a nudist camp. He has though been to Adam Carolla and Jay Leno's comedy fantasy camp and I need to hear everything. We also talk about easy and hard TV concepts to pitch, Jo Koy at the Golden Globes, TAB soda and feminism, Mavis Leno, dermatologists with questionable religious views, the most perfect Denny's story I've ever heard and so much more. And we did a round of  Podcast Pals Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Nudism, Comedy Fantasy Camp, Jojoba Oil

Best-selling author and podcast host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor (Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay, For Crying Out Loud) returns to the show to talk about her new book Drunk-ish, her writing process, a Today show appearance that went sideways, shrimp tails, recovery, sobriety, driving drunk with her children in the car, meeting her For Crying Out Loud co-host Lynette Carolla, her relationship with her father, obsessive behavior and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor Returns!

Alison is joined by special return guest Greg Heller plus  Jeff Fox, Daniel Quantz, Jenna Kim Jones and Allan Moss for a discussion of Jenna eating her hair, Greg’s wife’s budget app, Greg getting stoned with his dad, drugs in general, cubes with poles, stag heads, Alison’s IVF, Daniel’s new job, Alison’s butt, Jenna and Al’s vacation and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode). Originally aired April 29, 2015   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Greg's Nude Dad, Alison's Butt, Jenna's Hair Eating (ENCORE)

Am I doing damage by being so reactive on social media? Tod Perry on Alison and Tod: After Hours suggested I might be and I need Daniel to weigh in. Also, my New Year's resolution is to be less reactive. I have an important and breaking Snack Chat regarding peanut coleslaw and turns out my dream about the "eye doctor professor bitch" might have been prophetic. Daniel and I discuss hot actors/actresses that don't do it for us personally and also we take your calls.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       BETTER HELP:  http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and New Year's Resolutions)

Wendy Molyneux and Dave Huntsberger join Daniel and Tony and me in studio to talk about Dennis Eggs, owner of Denny's, indecent proposals, Dave's sense of direction, Wendy's new pet named after me, Tony's Christmas plans and so much more. We also do a round of Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/   Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen   Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen       This episode is brought to you by:   MASTERCLASS: http://masterclass.com/bestfriend (get two memberships for the price of one)   Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/    Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

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